Costume Weekend. It's gonna be hard to top this one.

To everyone who was in Indian Creek this weekend, and wasn't part of our group, we'd like to apologize for the following:

1. Keeping you up late every night with our screaming, tree climbing, bowling, drinking, bluegrass playing, manhunts, and naked fire leaping.

2. Crowding the following crags: Way Rambo, Res Wall, and Battle of the Bulge.

3. Showing up in obnoxious costumes, some of which were offensively tight or revealing, with some offenders sporting multiple costumes throughout said weekend.

4. Sending so damn hard in said costumes, flaunting superior crack climbing skillz.

5. Posting inappropriate materials on the bulletin board.

6. Getting so much blood on Big Baby.

7. Making you question your choice of company, wondering what our group had that your group was lacking which made us have such a good time.

Thanks for your patience and forgiveness, and keep in mind that this will probably happen againthis time next year. My advice - avoid the creek, or come with booze and some wigs.